SPERMINE FACIAL

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i read an article  in  New York magazine  on the latest craze in spa treatments. its a sperm-based facial.
Called the “Spermine Facial”, it consists of slathering synthesized human sperm on your face and then running an ultrasound and infared light over the substance to help it, penetrate deeper.
Studies showed that the antioxidant found in human sperm makes your skin softer and less wrinkly.

HOW MANY LADY LIFERS WOULD TRY THIS?? DON’T FRONT I’M SURE ALL OF YOU DON’T CUM DODGE SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL RUB IT IN LOL

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  1. People r always coming up with something weird. I wouldn’t. No way! There r so many options for a facial and out of all……NO

  2. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahhaha………
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah……
    ok, I’m done… Nope,
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  3. That has to the be the most ridiculous shit ever!!!! Why would you pay for that???? LOL people with more money than sense I tell ya

  4. JD u a fool for that comment though! LOL!

  5. Lol you wild

  6. LMBAO. Well I’d love to donate for the cause. Sperm donation. I eat pretty healthy, lots of protein so Im sure mine is very potent. Help clear up that skin.

  7. when these fools get dermatological gonorrhea lets see how beautiful they feel!!!!!LOL

  8. JD you think that something, there is the semen cookbook called Natural Havest! Just read about it!

  9. CUM DODGE!?!! Priceless….

  10. Negative…… enough said.

  11. ROFF sounds like a OCEAN 7 Bookaki

  12. Pshhhh. No thanks.
    That’s an STD lawsuit waiting to happen.

  13. NOT ON DUTY!…NOT ON DUTY!
    …I don’t care if it makes your skin softer thats disgusting!…NEVER IN AMERICA! lol
    never know where they got that sperm from…lol

  14. I want to see how many ladies say no, this is soooo funny, cum dodging, ROTFL! I say why pay for it when you can get it for free but paying might be better because it’s synthetic and you can’t just let anyone give you a face shot and that’s all I can say about that. hahahahaha!!! Ladies stop frontin’ yall know yall done got it in the face once or twice, hahahahahaha!!! Imma be laughin’ on this one all day, I have to steal this one, sorry JD.

  15. das sum nasty shyt…like…who came up wit dat..cudn’t have been no black people.lol….

  16. and no nina…ion succ dick so i wudda neva have no nigga cummin on my damn face..ilk…

  17. a porn star had to figure that mess out….now some strange ass dude sperm on your face and then walking out the salon like you on some new stuff…just nasty going to the salon to get clean up not sperm on…just nasty and they person who thought out need to be pimp slap for this ignna mess.

  18. LMAO!!! SHIT I COULD HAVE GAVE THEM THAT SECRET LONG TIME AGO!!! LOL

    I DON’T NEED NO EXPENSIVE ASS SPA TREATMENT…JUST MAKE SURE MY MAN EATS LOTS OF VEGGIES!! LOL

  19. THAT IS SO GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  20. Danielle all girls suck dick they just dont know it yet lol!!!!!!!!

  21. honestly, i have heard that before. that sperm does help clear up your skin. lol

    so does that mean, that puzzie juice help clear up shaving bumps??? if so, a lot of yall dudes need to start munching on the nappy dug out a little more. 🙂

  22. SOUND LIKE A GOOD THANG 2 ME..BUT I GET MINE 4 THA F-R-E-E!!!! LOL MUST B A LOT OF YOUNG PPL LEAVIN COMMENTS SAYIN IT’S “NASTY” THAT’S Y ISH LIKE THIS IS ONLY MEANT 4 THA GROWN FOLKS..WELL THOSE OF US WHO’S OK WITH THEIR “KINKY” SIDE..I TRY 2 GET A FACIAL ONCE A WEEK AND YES YOUR SKIN WILL STAY NICE AND SOFT(WINK) LOL

  23. sorry just couldn’t do it!

  24. Hell Naw…..Im married and still dont play with the sprem in my face

  25. Why does this sound like a story some cheaten ass wife came up with to tell her dumb ass husband why she had sperm in her hair or something?…. Just sayin.. lmao

  26. JD, this is off the hook hillarious, no i’d not pay for shit like that, i’ll go another route if my skin is that fucked up. And i don’t see that happening anytime soon, i’m as clear and sexy as can be.
    Now this may come up in the bedroom one night and hilarous between me and my man, so we’ll have a little fun with it, thanks for the laugh!

  27. That stuff can damage your visine if it gets in your eyes. I know that’s something a man thought up as a excuse to splatt all over your face. I don’t beleive that is true for the simple fact that the bustdowns in Chicago still look old and run down in the face.

  28. SHIT! I WOULD DO IT! I HAVE GOOD SKIN ALREADY AND IF IT HELPS MY SKIN TO LOOK BETTER THEN HELL YEA IM DOWN! AND WHEN IM BROKE AND I WANNA KEEP UP THE GOOD SKIN I WOULD HAVE A GUY SHOOT ONE ON MY FACE! LMAO HAHAHH! IM GROWN JD! BRING ON THA BABY BATTER!!! HAHAHAHH

  29. OH AND BTW CUM DODGING IS WEAK! LADIES WE HAVE MEN TO PLEASE! GET GROWN AND GET NASTY!

  30. FIRST OFF JD YOU ARE HILARIOUS FOR THAT COMMENT. SECONDLY TO “DANIELLE AKA SNICKAZ” ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU IS….WATCH THE EPISODE OF “LIVING THE LIFE: THE MAKING OF SO MUCH SWAG” AND HEAR JOHNTA SAY “GIRLS THAT DONT GIVE HEAD I LOOK AT YOU LIKE A BETA CAM…I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEY STILL MADE YALL.” LOL. JUST A TIP FOR YOU. MUCH LOVE.

    BUT ANYWAY I WOULD TRY IT OUT OF CURIOSITY, BECAUSE OF HOW CRAZY IT SOUNDS. BUT IM NOT TOO COMFORTABLE WITH THE IDEA OF A RANDOM NIGGAS NUT JUICE ON MY FACE. BUT MAYBE IF THEY DEVELOPED A HOME MAKING KIT AND I CAN GET MY MANS NUT JUICE MIX IT WITH SOME WATER AND SOME TYPE OF ANTI-BACTERIAL POWDER THEN ID DEFINITELY BE ALL FOR IT. HAHAHAHA!!!

  31. Lawd boy is there nothing you won’t post up in here! Lol. Crazy, just crazy. The day they figure out how to turn coochie honey into a shaving cream for men, I’ll THINK about it. And probably still say, HELL NAW! Knowing men’s nasty behinds coochie juice shaving cream for men with delicate skin is being developed as I write and then before you know it, y’all will be going around smelling your upper lips all day. Of course lesbians may eat it by the jar. LOL

  32. If it’s good for the skin, i m all for it!! i dont discriminate, sperm aint bad!

  33. sometime Gril do for fun !

  34. YEA it might help some people faces as long as it dont smell Bad Lol but I would try it it might could do some good for others

  35. I bet a man is behind this foolishness

  36. Even though it’s synthetic I’m not too sure I’d try it. It just sounds nasty. I’d let some metrosexuals try it first and tell me how they like it, LOL.

  37. i don’t think i would try it

  38. SHIT I PUT ALITTLE ON MY TEETH…GOOD FOR FIGHTING GINGIVITIS!!! LMAO…LET ME STOP! LOL LOL

  39. I DON’T KNOW ABOUT CUM….. BUT I USED TO HEAR PEOPLE SAY URINE IS GOOD FOR YOUR ACNE, YOU OCEAN’S ARE CRAZY EVERYDAY I SOMETHING NEW WITH U…. THAT’S WHY WE LOVE UR BLOG’S AND POST STORIES….

  40. Come on now JD…that shits for the birds!! LOL …never on the face mayne….anywhere but the face!! And where the hell they gettin random NUT from bruh! Dem somebody kids!!

  41. That’s true ladie_lexx. My grandfather used to take the urine diapers of newborn babies (first few days) in the fam and put them on his face. He had beautiful, supple skin. I’d rather that then this facial.

  42. Not sure if I’d pay for it…I’d probably just have my man cum on my face and whip out a black light or something. Ha. Same goes for swallowing. There was a report a few years ago (read via CNN) saying that women who swallowed showed signs of a stronger resistance to potentially cancerous cells in breast issue. I’m not a dodger…I don’t mind getting ‘hit’. LOL!

  43. I always rub it in. But ummm i could get something like this for free, minus the ultrasound and what not. But it’s a good idea. It’s almost going green. My idea of goin green is smokin sumin, so it might be cheaper to smoke then let dude let go my face….but whatever works…lol

  44. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! so interesting… but payin for it??? thats a lil extreme….

    THANKS Jd FOR ALWAYS ENLIGHTENING US WITH DA NEW NEW 🙂

    XOXOXOXOXOXOXO MZ. 007/DONT 4GET 11 🙂

    OCEANS&&&LIFER ALL DAY 702 REPPIN!!!!!

  45. Consumers will find the dumbest thing to get peoples money.. But this I must say is the nastiest… Men have been trying to get women to put it on their face for years and still hasnt work.. So what makes them think that this will work… SMH….

  46. If im going 2 put sperm on my face im not going 2 go out and pay 4 it when I could get that shit 4 free from my man 😉

  47. Ok all I’m going to say is …THAT AIN’T IT!!!!!!! Seriously? For Real, For Real?
    Hell naw! NO soooooo AIN’T IT!

  48. All you ladies sayin ya’ll wouldn’t do it is the same ones that can’t keep a man. All the ladies out there that said yes, they probably got rings on their fingers, or just took one to the face. This is 2009, if ya’ll females are still “cum dodging” ya’ll better off messing with chicks only cause us men want a nasty girl (disclaimer: disease free). Females can’t be hypocrites by singin “Bust It Baby” and then runnin’ when it comes time to get that facial!

  49. WELL HONESTLY YOU DON’T NEED TO GO TO A HIGH PRICE SPA AND PAY A RIDICKULOUS PRICE FOR A FACIAL CUMSHOT….WHEN YOU CAN GET ONE AT HOME FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!

  50. LMA0…
    who pays for this shit??
    all you need is a facial cumshot && a black light… lol..
    && no i dont speak from experience.. i dont need cum on my face, i’d rather swallow it…
    but my point is that this is hilariously dumb…
    but i wonder if it works……….

  51. Why pay for this?! Ladies if you are interested in this, just have your man give you a “facial” intead! It’s free and better when it comes straight from the source lol phew! This isn’t the first time I heard about this. Some salons in Europe and Asia started this mess! lol DON’T PAY FOR IT, GET IT FREE.

  52. I have my husband ejaculate on my face at least 3x a week. It works…I have been doing this for months. I had small wrinkles under my eyes and mild acne…all gone. My skin has never looked better.

  53. this shits is nasty!!!!!!

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